So, I saw Fifty Cent’s ad for his cologne “Power” and I have one thing to say. Get your ass out of here son! In my best Brooklyn accent. Dude looks more photo shopped than Kodak. What kind of f**kery is this? Where are the bullet wounds? The tattoos? The hairy ass chest? Come on son! He doesn’t even look real. More like a chocolate ass Ken doll. I guess Fifty says if the chicks can do it then so can he.


“No.” “Stop.” “Not interested.” “No thank you.” These and other variations should be part of your vocabulary…
Change. President Barack Obama chanted that we needed “a change we can believe in” and Sam Cooke sang… 

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James Revels
10 months ago
Hay LJ
You made a very interesting point.I guess he feels he has to have a photo shop in order to sale his product,but I agree you,keep it real son!Black people have faking it for to long,Time out for frontin just be you and the rest will follow.
How can The King of Beefs,beef with someones eles’s past when your not up front and true yourself?
Frankie Kate
9 months ago
LMFAO!!! He does look like a chocolate ken dool…
but serioulsy Fifty really makes me wonder how self-assured he really is, if he thinks he must have his tattoos photoshopped for this add.