For some, sex in the morning is like a daily does of Vitamin C. It gets their day started in the right direction. They have to have this morning inspiration or else their day feels….off. While others like myself, are lying in the bed farting, breathe smelling like fresh hot dog water, crust in my eye, and the sensation of having to pee is running through my body. I don’t feel sexy! So, I don’t want your penis inside me. Keep it over there please until further notice….
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Also, I hate the idea of showering, getting dressed, putting my lipstick on, and curling/flat ironing my hair to only have to reconstruct myself once again after a quick lay down. Now once in a while, I don’t mind but sex in the morning every day is a big fat no for me.
I would love your opinion on this ladies and fellas. Do you agree with me? How do you feel about sex in the morning? Do you feel “sexy” in the morning? Does the idea of a penis being inside of you at 6 or 7 am make you feel crunchy? I define “crunchy” as being “rough” or temporarily out of sorts.
So my reasons for passing on the morning sex are….
1. I feel icky in the morning… not sexy. I don’t mind kissing and hugging but full throttle poking is just not appealing when the crust is still clinging to my eyelids.
2. I’m still half sleep… It takes me a while to really wake up from a full night of sleep. My body feels numb and achy. I have no urge or energy to “ride the stallion” that early.
3. I hate rushing… Some people live and die for quickies… Not me, I hate having to pay attention to the clock and risk making my guy late for work. Then if he is I feel guilty about it. Quickies are too much of a tease for me. I want the real thing baby.
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4. I hate having to get redressed. I hate being prepared to almost walk out the door and then having to re-prepare myself. I would rather wait till I come home when I do not have the threat of hearing my boss shouting at me for being late and smelling like buddissi,( if you don’t know what that is then think of how your room smells after a good romp) looming over my head.
5. Guys are usually not morning fresh if you catch my drift. His breath stinks, there is lint in places where there shouldn’t be lint. I’m not impressed.
What say you? Leave a comment explaining your feelings towards sex in the morning. Let me know whether like me, sex in the morning is a no-no or your daily Vitamin C? If you have to have it then tell me the reasons why? Don’t be scarred…
Ladies, I've been looking for a solution to this problem for a while, and maybe there isn't one. I love my woman more than anything in the world, but she is not a morning person (as far as sex goes) and I'm definitely not a night person. However, we have 90+% of our love making in the evening, or really late at night. Some nights I only satisfy her (because I'm not in the mood after 12 hour work days), and sit up and think about how great it will be in the morning when she remembers the favor (cause she passes out pretty fast when I'm done with her). It does happen sometimes, but the vast majority of the times, when it doesn't happen, I can't help but wonder what I did wrong, and why I can be denied so simply while she gets what she needs. Thoughts about sex are like a loudspeaker in a guy's head, constantly drowning out all of the things we wish we could be thinking about. I don't want to feel resentful when I'm disappointed sometimes for weeks in a row, but it's impossible. I'm sure she thinks that the previous night's activities were good enough for me, but think of it like a steak dinner. It tastes so much better when you're hungry. Feast or famine, right?
I guess there are some positives to being denied morning sex when it's really what you crave. It makes it better when it does happen (I think..).
Also, a comment about cheating. Is not having sex as often as you like enough to make you cheat? Not me. However, I think many women greatly underestimate the impact of being denied sex. Women say something like,"I'm too tired," and men hear, "I know this is really what you want, but I don't want you right now", or worse yet, "I don't want you." It's irrational, it's counterproductive, but it's built into us. Thanks!
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