This topic may be silly to some but it truly is a worry to many women. Ladies, when you first start dating a guy, and things are going well. You see see that he is genuinely interested in you and attracted to you. How long do you wait before you let loose? By let loose I mean do things like pass gas in front of him or take a number two at his house? Am I grossing you out? If I am who cares. We all do this.
Even though we all may do this, guys have it way easier. You are expected to fart and take massive dumps so its not really an ordeal whenever you do. The opposite can be said for women. Hard to remain sexy when he can hear you in the bathroom breathing and panting like you are in labor.
As women, when we first start dating a guy we want to remain perfect in his eyes. Taking a massive one at his house might ruin that image of you. We want that princess like treatment and we want nothing to spoil how he views us. So, what happens when you are at his house and you have the bubble guts? Do you politely tell him that you have to leave unexpectedly? Or do you go in his bathroom and let loose on his toilet and figure that he will be alright with it since it is natural? As far as passing gas, do you leave out the room and head to the bathroom every single time? What happens if you suddenly feel gassy? How long do you stay in the uncomfortable zone? The zone where you cannot fully be yourself in every way around your man. The zone where he does not know that you do more than pass gas, you fart. The zone where he is unaware that you can spend upwards of 15 minutes rocking the toilet and when you leave out it smells like death.
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Fellas, is there a time period that you like for chicks to follow before they begin to really let loose around you? Once they do does it make you look at them differently? Ladies, who are in a relationship, how long did you wait before you felt comfortable enough to pass gas or “boo” in the house with your man?
This is a good topic... you should post it again on BP, or send it in and get one of the writers to post it.
Doing No. 1... no problem.
Doing No. 2... hell, I can’t even do that in public rest rooms let alone in front of someone. So, closing the door is a must, gotta have that privacy... this is why I can’t go to jail... cause there you gatta’ do No. 2 in front of your cell mate... weather you like-it-or-not. LOL... no, because it’s true.
How long should you wait until you’re free to pass gas in front of your mate... not before at lease 3 sleepovers... and then at least have the decency to go over to the other side of the room to pass gas if you both are sitting close to each other... over time you both will get use to each other... but there is no set time... let these things occur naturally.
Along time ago when I was married I did ask my wife at the time if she wanted to hold my penis while I urinated (ha ha ha)... fact is... she said yes. Problem is... she began spraying urine all over the wall as she played with it like it was a water hose or something... that actually pissed me off... the got damn thing Is Not A Toy.
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