For years sex has been about men. What they want, don’t want, how often they want it, how they want it. The list goes on and on. Well guess what? There a few things that women wish men would learn about sex that might them more likely to request it. Feel free to add on ladies…Guys, take notes.
1. We Don’t Like When You Accidentally Play Pokeyman With The “Other” Hole
Unless we tell you verbally or give you key signs that we want you to venture into never-never land, don’t. No woman wants her naughty hole violated unless she is prepared for it. Truth be told, unless you are a experienced in that hole, [pullquote]the slightest pressure being applied to it can be uncomfortable and even painful. [/pullquote]
2. Sweat Sucks
Sometimes sweating profusely during sex is the result of you putting in work. However, there are times when it is the result of you being out of shape, or being in a room that is a hotbox and the fan is not cutting it. Most women, would rather not be lathered with a bucket full of perspiration during sex. Something about it makes sex…. unsexy. We usually have to REALLY be in love with a man to deal with large buckets of salty, hot, sweat juices hitting us in our eyes, burning them every few seconds.
3. Shut Up. You Talk Too Much.
This one relates more to the subject matter being questioned rather than simply talking. Stop asking us 100 times whether or not we like what you are doing? If it feels good to us? If we are enjoying it? If you are doing your duty then trust me… You will know. There will be no doubt in your mind if we are enjoying it because we will show it to you. In fact if you are really putting in work, it will be damn near difficult for us to front on your sexual prowess.
4. If We Are In A Position Where You Can Kiss Me, Then You Probably Should
Not all positions allow for passionate kisses and caresses but there are some that do. If we happen to be embraced in one that allows you to kiss me then take advantage of it. Does this mean that you have shower my lips/face with your saliva? No. It does mean that this is the perfect opportunity for us to make this intimate moment, a little more intimate. What you waiting for?
5. Please Don’t Have Sex With Me Like I’m A Stuffed Pillow
Not every one of our romps needs to be your opportunity to pound us like we are a stuffed animal or some type of plush toy. We are equal opportunity participants. More importantly you are inside us. So unless you are packing a pinky finger we can feel pretty much all of the maneuvers that you are giving us. Plus most women don’t want every sexual experience to be the same. Meaning, if you want to be rough this time, that is fine but there also is nothing wrong with a slow groove here and there.
6. Spitting On Me Is Not A Good Look
This varies from woman to woman. I for one, am not into spitting. If you want me to spit on your love muscle to get it lubricated then hey! Whatever works for you. However I would prefer some good old fashion mouth service or KY Jelly to get me lubricated. Something about a man spitting on a woman that turns me off. It is belittling on some level. Even if it is for extra lubrication. Maybe I’m being ultra sensitive.
7. Just Because You Can Last A Long Time, Does Not Mean You Have To Every Time.
Every time does not have to be a test of your masculine prowess marathon man. Sure the first couple of times or so it will be impressive. We will brag to our close freinds about how long he can last and laugh at them for still dealing with the 2.5 minutes men. Ha-ha b**ch! Ha-Ha! After the allure wears off, 2 hour sessions every time will become time consuming. Sex will turn into a chore. You will find your girl looking at her watch during sex. Not because she is bored with you or your sex, just because she still needs to clean the kitchen or work on that proposal at work, or call back her mom before it gets too late. The point has been proven. We get it, you are Big Daddy Long Stroke. Just don’t put on your BDLS hat every time.
8. Are You Finished… Already?
On the contrary, just because you got yours does not mean I got mine. It usually takes us longer than five minutes to achieve orgasm Mr. One minute man. Do what it takes to last long enough for us to at least have one or two orgasms. If you have to think of the 60 years old nun from your catholic school upbringing to prevent yourself from loosing control then so be it. Just get her done!
9. Just Don’t Get It In My Hair
Most women of today have gotten over their fear of semen and it touching, rubbing, being near their skin. So cheers to you guys for being patient with us over the years. However, just because we are more comfortable with it does not mean you now have the freedom to have a free for all and release yourself anywhere on our body. For example, for a lot of sistas any type of fluids getting in their hair is a big “What the hell!”. Please don’t fall victim to getting cursed out after a passionate night of love making because you messed up a new relaxer or flat iron job when you got a little excited and lost your aim.
10. Its Okay For You To Say My Name In Bed Too
If I’m doing the damn thing then don’t let your ego make you the stick in the mud. You are so concerned with looking like a punk that you can’t even let loose and show me if you like what I am doing. Yet, you expect for me to scream to the heavens every time you put your pokey-man near me. Bo-ring! Why do you deserve all the ego stroking. News flash! Women have egos as well and sometimes we too like to know if we worked you out like a good girl should. So take that muzzle off your mouth, relax the ego and feel free to…. be free
11. Just Because You Are Sucking It, Doesn’t Mean You Are Doing It Right
For some reason some men think that when performing oral sex, the key is constant sucking. No. A little is fine but if that is how you perform oral sex then guess what? You are not performing oral sex. [pullquote]No woman wants her love pearl sucked on for hours.[/pullquote] Guys! That is not pleasurable. Sure at first it is cool but after a while it feels more like we have some type of vacuum inclined object attached to us.
This message has been approved by LJ Knight and the committee of Getting It Damn In.














Amen with number one. I almost had to knock a dude out who tried that accident. He almost had one. And number nine will get a man seriously injured. As much money and time women spend on their hair, this is an absolute no no. How would you men like cum in your hair? Not cute is, it?
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