Finally! We can all get out of this woman’s uterus! Beyonce explains the folding baby bump this Friday in an interview with Katie Couric on 20/20 on ABC.

“The truth is, it’s safety. I just want to make sure I can have a peaceful day. And I want to make sure my child is protected. There are certain things that are so far [out] … it doesn’t even upset you,” Knowles said. Other rumors do take a toll, Knowles said, but on her protective family more than on her. When asked how excited about the baby Jay-Z was, Knowles said, “You can only imagine, and multiply that. It’s very exciting for both of us and our families. … Everyone is so anxious. It’s like the time just can’t come fast enough.” In other words: People are crazy and I am afraid someone might hurt my unborn child so I wear this to protect him/her.

There! Now we know. So basically, Beyonce thinks people are crazy and is wearing some form of baby bullet proof vest device to protect her unborn child. Do you blame her? I don’t. Between crazy bloggers obsessing over Beyonce’s baby bump to crazy commentors on those blogs leaving long allegory explanations as to why THEY KNOW for a FACT that this woman is not pregnant. She needs to wear a tent over her stomach. Crazy people.

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